OK COS I HAVEN'T POSTED HERE IN LIKE FOREVER. And why didn't anyone tell me I have no sense of color coordination!??! I can take critisizm(sp?!?!?!?)?! I was lookin at my xanga again for the first time in a very long time and it almost burned out my eyeballs!

Anyway some of the stuff you guys won't get cos I was mostly talking to my friends about it. But on Thursday was the last day of camp, and this year I was volunteering at it cos I'd only gone to it once before and now I'm too old for it and I wanted to go again. I didn't really go in thinking "omg I'm gonna be all helpful and like volunteer~~1!1!!" cos even if they didn't need any helpers I was gonna stay around anyway. :D

Kiba is this dude from Naruto I'm gonna cosplay as for Otakon

Mr. Man is my friend Lauren who really hates having her picture taken cos she is stupid

blah.

COMMENCE!!!

My jade bracelet broke and it got me all teary when it happened and now I can actually say I am a trashpicker. Ginny aka little boy + some other minichicks were pulling on my wrists to try and stretch me and I guess Ginny was pullin too hard or somethin that my bracelet slipped off and broke on the ground. I noticed it was missing when...I DON'T KNOW maybe when I noticed the cut on my wrist!?!?! I was like wtf where did that come FRUUUUH AHHHHHHHH MY ARM IS NAKED so I ran out into the hallway before finally asking Mr D to do something like a PSA but then he was like..."Oh I found pieces of a green bracelet on the ground, so I threw it away." Yay! Luckily...sort of...nobody barfed in the trashcan, mostly pizza and food and stuff. And there wasn't a lot of trash. sort of. Umm it still smelled like VOMIT. Faintly. This lady helped, she is nice. I think I picked up two pieces from the trash, and the third was nestled under the crack of the door.

I showed it to my mom when I got home and she was all "If it's not broken into too many pieces we can get it put back together with gold bands(? not sure what she was talking about really)" and I showed her the THREE pieces and she was like "OMG! It's broken into too many pieces!" and I'm like what!??! Well we're gonna get it checked it out anyway. It just feels weird without it now. At first I was thinking Okay, at least I don't have to pull it off for otakon cos it HURTS, but I miss it and stuff. I keep absentmindedly shaking my left arm like I do sometimes to get it settled down around my wrist. And you know how jade bracelets are supposed to protect you and shiz? Yea, it was real useful when it got broken! It pissed me off that it got broken cos a little girl was pulling on it too hard.

Anyway, this year's last day wasn't as cool as last year's last day cos this year we didn't all end up at someone's house and eat from McDonald's and stuff. I finally brought in the digicam and took some pictures and two of them are of Man's gigantic CROTCH! I was trying to be all stealthylike but it didn't turn out so well. The angle is so weird in them though, her crotch really is massive. You should see it! Except that you can't! So I'll upload them later! Like 359835935 years later! Okay?! Okay!

Have you ever woken up totally hungry, but when you walk downstairs to the kitchen you don't feel hungry anymore? It happens to me a lot. I wake up ravenous but when I can start eating I don't feel like stuffing food into my mouf. It's annoying because if I don't feel like eating, then I don't. I really hate the feeling of sticking food in my mouth just cos I have to or something and not cos I'm actually feeling hungry. It doesn't feel right and it's hard to eat. Yeay my body is messed up.

hrmm blah I think I'll start working on Kiba's shirt this Sunday. Celina left for China yesterday, I wonder what's she's doing right now!? Climbing the Great Wall?!! Scouting for a boyfriend?! Feeding pigs?!?! Getting her nailclippers taken away from her?!? CURIOSITY!!!

On gaia I got a pinklink + then a trunk but then the rollback happened and it's gone now. boohoo. I'm wondering if I should get my old haircut back. CHOICES. And when I get my haircut for Kiba...hollllyyy mackeral otakon is only...NEXT NEXT WEEK! Good, cos for a second there I thought it was next week. duuurrhhhh. Wondering if I should get it cut at south st or at the Viet lady we always go to, cos she never cuts it short enough like she's treating me like some kind of delicate flower or something. I'd do it myself again but it really is hell with the back. :< My mom always makes fun of the back of it and I can't really tell if she's just doing it cos it really sucks or cos she's trying to scare me out of cutting my own hair EVAR EVAR AGAIN. I mean, I get um creative and take pictures to see but it's not the same. On my neck one side is sorta hairier than the other side wtf!? BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS. Babyhair?! Not sure how to fix it, I was thinking about shaving it off or something but then how did I do the OTHER side?!? BLATHER BLATHER okay I'm done.

Preparing what I'm gonna say to the haircutter..."Can you cut it choppy and short so that I can style it like THIS?!" *whip out picture of Kiba, all the things that let you know it's a cartoon blotted out, BECAUSE LIKE OMG WHAT IF THE COOL SOUTH ST PPL MAKE FUN OF ME AUHG UGUHG UGH* "And my head is sorta lumpy up top sooooo watch out for that too." *PASS OUT TIL HAIR IS DONE CUT*

funny Spiderman comics EXAMPLE!:

Spiderman: Why would Mysterio suddenly decide to fight crime?
MJ: Maybe he's GAY. Gay for YOU.
Spiderman: That's bullshit. You're retarded and you don't even know
Phone: RINNG
Mysterio: Hello? Spider-man? I am GAY! For YOU!
Spiderman: No!

HAHAHHAH k.

mmk so I went skiiing yesterday, got home around 4:30 or so. I was going to blog about it but after I took a shower my brother had taken over the computer doing his stoopid outwar thingie so I was like arg and went to sleep. I went with my cousins Yishuayn + Diana + Jonathon + their mom + my mom + your mom + my brother to this place called Spring Mountain, which is up in PA, and they have snow all year round cos of this machine thinger they have. It kinda surprised me cos I was kinna expecting this huge place FULL of snow, but it was more like huge strips of snow instead, so it didn't feel like an authentic skiiing experience... >_>;

First Yish + Jon + my brother + me had to take skiiing lessons, while Diana went off skiiing by herself with random asian people. It was HARD. The boots were heavy and my skis kept crossing each other and the ski poles we got weren't even sharp at the end! How're you supposed to hurt people with those?!? Nothing really exceptional happened durin the lesson, people fell over, they taught us to sidestep to get up small hills, more people fell over, taught us how to turn, people kept knocking over one of the poles the instructors had stuck into the ground to designate a starting point...blah. Finally we got to the best part -- going on the ski lift. It's one of those things I've been waiting for all my life. It took us up halfway this hill, and we slowly started to make our way down. Yishuyan kept falling down tho, and the instructor kept having to pull her up again. Jon + my brother + me waited for a looong time for her ^^; I didn't fall much, only had two bad falls. One of them was when I was going down this trail really fast and then suddenly I accidentally did a wannabe-split and fell near a pipe. The second fall I don't remember actually o_O so I guess it doesn't count now. But while we were waiting for Yish, I was just standing there right, not even moving, when I fell backwards. A while after I got up, I was still doing nothing but I fell AGAIN. Yeah, I know, wtf me?

When we got done with our lesson Diana showed us some of the highest slopes. The ski lift that took us to them had a place where we loaded off where it was really steep, so you had to pay attention right away/get off carefully. The first two times I got off of it all right, but then the third time I fell on my back and slid to the bottom like that. I said really loudly, "That HURT," and some other guy goes "You know, some people do that standing up." dmkfmkdf >_________>;;; meeaaananan.

It was also a really warm day. When the people were sticking their stickers on our zippers, they were saying "You should put this on an inside shirt just in case it gets warm and you take off your jacket," and me, in two layers of shirts and pants, was thinkin "Warm?!!?!? Yeah RIGHT!" but they were right, I got so hot, I took off my hat. I think next time we should go skiiing somewhere colder. And don't YOU think of a tropical island when someone says, "Poconos!"?! cos thass what I thought the Poconos were, for some reason, and when my mom said that we were originally going to go skiiing at the Poconos, I thought she had gone nuts.

Also, Yishuyan is hella funny XD The night before our ski trip she slept over right, and in the middle of the night she wanted to get vaseline for her chapped lips, so I turned on the light and I saw her walking like ah ma, our grandma. hahahahha!!! She's probably mad at me now cos I told everyone about this and laughed crazily every time. Then when it was time to brush our teeth, she pointed to the q-tips box and said, "I want to use the new toothpaste." When she found out what it was, she said "Oh. Well, the light is bright so I couldn't see it" so I called her a cockroach. sorry Yish :D  

When I got home my mom asked, "Do you feel any muscle pain?" and I said, "no," and she said, "Tomorrow you will. ^_^" ...Thanks mom?!?!? o_O But yeah, now it's the day after, and I feel pain all over ~_~; even in places I didn't even know I was hurt. yeay. I'm not admitting that to my mom tho.

I have contacts now, but after I finish usin up the supply I'm going to go back to me glasses, cos touching my eyeballs all the time was cool at first, then later, it...lost its magic. Like Santa Claus. And Disneyworld. Plus for some reason the right contact lens keeps messing with my eyeball for some reason, cos it's always irritatin it. and I swear I can't tell if I'm puttin them in backwards or not most of the time. The lady was telling me, "Now if you hold it up to the light, you'll be able to see if it's going to go right side in or not," and me, cos I'm a moron, said "Yeah huh" like I actually knew what she was talking about. skjfns skds djf skdsk

heyhey Otakon is next week! =DD Yishuyan can ya tell me what you want me to buy for you again? cos I forgot...and I think I accidentally lost the piece of paper where I wrote down what you told me you wanted. So what am I called now? I'm the enabler.

heyhey, so, for the mutter's day celebration we went to our aunt's house, only it wasn't really celebraty at all cos about five minutes my family gets to the house, everyone starts leavin!!! okay, I see how it is!!!! >:O

ahaha, no, they just start to leave cos my mutter pulled out her phone and everyone was then all "OoOoOH phone exchangey!" so they can get a flippy one like hers. I personally dun like it much >_> I like phones for the snake game. and that video thing that I've seen on the commercials, where you record somethin and then send it? yea. I like that. heh. I could think of all the stupid things I could do >:D< no, I lie, I'm thinking about nothing really. my thoughts are currently filled with NINJAS! nIiIiInjAAaasSs oh hoOoOo *gets shot*

anyhow, so, no one really came...just a little bit of the family. The only good thing about it was the ice cream cake. After eating a piece of that my grandma got up and kicked my shoes! then went to the bathroom. maybe it's some kind of shoekickin ritual. or maybe they were just in the way. you just can never tell with those old folk. KIDDING! before all you old people kill me. I hope I never have to appear in a commercial when I'm old. I hope to be a spy.

Alice and Andrew and Sing Quang(sp) and Sing Mui(sp) (why do their names have to be so difficult?!?) and Li Li (easy one) and Nina (yeay! my neice...I think. She's my cousin's daughter, and my cousin isn't my brother, so I don't know what Nina is) were there and ahahahha Nina goes round callin people dorks and losers! She called my fourth aunt a loser! ahahha! she's the bestest person ever. EVAR. no one beats her cos she's round 6. Nina is also more languageskilled than I am!!! *feels sad* she knows english, vietnamese, teo chiu(sp), and probably some spanish from watchin Dora the Explorer. All I know is bad Mandarin, worse Cantonese, I can count to 10 in French!, I can count to 3 in Spanish!, teo chiu, my Vietnamese is stupid and I don't speak english at all. this sucks.

*watches spiderman dance in fascination*

oh yah! Sing Mui(sp) thought I was in college! ahahha! do I look that old?!?!? DO I?!?!? DOOOOOO IIII?!?!??!? and there was some funny Austrailian stuff I read:

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy).
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter gatherers. Milk is illegal.

doo dee doot the end.